V:(As I’m taking down the hammock) “Next time start with something else. Next time you should start with a toy.”
S: “Next time, think about it before saying you want me to take something away.”
V: “Next time I’ll tell you to take away my doll house, and then my hot dog truck…and then the last thing will be my hammock.”
S: “That’s not how this works.”
M: “How much do you love your little brother?”
V: “I love him as fast as a velociraptor runs!”
“I told Siri not to play the bad guy song. But the bad guy didn’t know why I told him not to sing. That was the funniest part—when the bad guy said, “I want to sing!” but I said “No.”
V: “No, don’t shower.”
S: “Well I’m very sweaty and very dirty.”
V: “Oh, that sounds like a problem.”
“I think the dinosaurs were eating ice cream and then it ran out, and that’s how they died.”
“It’s sticking to my neck because I’m so sweaty. I’m like a stick of glue.”
Running in circles around the restaurant: 🎵 “I’m almost a grown-up lion!” 🎶
“I wonder if God was being silly putting salt in the water.”
“If I have a pet mosquito, it will probably want to bite my bum. Then I’ll have to tell it, ‘No biting bums!’ … That’s the funny thing about having mosquitoes for pets.”