V: “This helicopter doesn’t fly.”
S: “Why doesn’t it fly?”
V: “Because it’s a toy.”
S: “You got me there.”
S: “Do I need to start taking things away?”
V: “I want you to take something away.”
S: “OK, let’s start with your hammock.”
V: (As I’m taking down the hammock) “Next time start with something else. Next time you should start with a toy.”
S: “Next time, think about it before saying you want me to take something away.”
V: “Next time I’ll tell you to take away my doll house, and then my hot dog truck…and then the last thing will be my hammock.”
S: “That’s not how this works.”
“I told Siri not to play the bad guy song. But the bad guy didn’t know why I told him not to sing. That was the funniest part—when the bad guy said, “I want to sing!” but I said “No.”