“I told Siri not to play the bad guy song. But the bad guy didn’t know why I told him not to sing. That was the funniest part—when the bad guy said, “I want to sing!” but I said “No.”
V: “No, don’t shower.”
S: “Well I’m very sweaty and very dirty.”
V: “Oh, that sounds like a problem.”
“I think the dinosaurs were eating ice cream and then it ran out, and that’s how they died.”
“It’s sticking to my neck because I’m so sweaty. I’m like a stick of glue.”
Running in circles around the restaurant: 🎵 “I’m almost a grown-up lion!” 🎶
“I wonder if God was being silly putting salt in the water.”
“If I have a pet mosquito, it will probably want to bite my bum. Then I’ll have to tell it, ‘No biting bums!’ … That’s the funny thing about having mosquitoes for pets.”