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While playing catch: “It’s like volleyball, but I don’t have kneepads. I have eyepatches!”

(She wasn’t even wearing her eyepatch at the time.)

V, wagging her finger: “No more tickling! It’s bedtime.”

“You have little pieces of beard peeking out of your mustache.”

Trying to switch gears from the children’s encyclopedia to the Bible story book we read at bedtime:

“Which Bible story do you want to read?”

“Does it have an airplane one in it?”

“I’m feeding you Spider-Man. He’s crunchy.”