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“I think the dinosaurs were eating ice cream and then it ran out, and that’s how they died.”

“It’s sticking to my neck because I’m so sweaty. I’m like a stick of glue.”

Running in circles around the restaurant: 🎵 “I’m almost a grown-up lion!” 🎶

“I wonder if God was being silly putting salt in the water.”

“If I have a pet mosquito, it will probably want to bite my bum. Then I’ll have to tell it, ‘No biting bums!’ … That’s the funny thing about having mosquitoes for pets.”

S (to V): “You’re very sweaty”

M: “I know, she’s melting.”

V: “Kinda like ice cream!”

(After counting to twelve)

“Do flowers come after twelve?”

“The name of my dance is ‘T-Rex eats eggs.’”

I called V to come put toppings on her pizza.

She responded, “OK, I can come because my dinosaurs are eating right now.”

Her dinosaurs:

“I’m too full. The meat didn’t scoot over.”